baboobs

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Big fatty lumps on your back that look like boobs. Found mostly on women who eat like pigs and never exercise.
My back looks like a fat man’s chest. I’m a walking baboobs disaster.
I tried to wear a tank top, and my back fat screamed at me.
My back fat is so big, it has its own Instagram account.
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Baboons with balls so big, they look like they were hit by a truck. These balls make sperm so strong, they could launch baboons to the moon.
That baboon’s balls are so big, they’re like beach balls.
I saw a baboon drop dead from the weight of his baboobs.
His sperm was so strong, it launched him to the moon.
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A baboon whose butt looks like a heart. It’s so round and pink, it makes you want to kiss it.
That baboon’s butt looks like it was painted by a toddler.
I fell in love with his heart-shaped butt.
His butt was so nice, I proposed to it.
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Back fat that looks like boobs because you’re wearing something tight. It’s like your back is cheating on your chest.
I wore a shirt, and my back fat showed up like it was a surprise guest.
My back fat is so big, it’s got its own nickname.
My back looked like it had a second set of boobs.
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A baboon’s saggy, droopy boob. It looks like it’s been hanging around for years.
That baboon’s boob is so saggy, it looks like it’s been hanging around for decades.
His boob is so droopy, it’s like it’s crying.
His boob is so old, it has wrinkles.
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When a hairy chest looks like a baboon’s boobs. It’s like your chest is covered in fur and meat.
My chest looks like a baboon’s boobs because I’m hairy and fat.
I have a hairy chest and a set of baboobs.
That man’s chest looks like it came from a baboon’s back.
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