Babonic Plague

"I didn't know the floor was a toilet until I sat down.", sophomore in 2009

"My roommate threw up in my cereal.", a legend

I had the Babonic Plague and still don't know how I survived.

"I thought I was dying, but I just had the Babonic Plague.", a student who cried during lunch

"I had the Babonic Plague and my life became a series of bathroom breaks.", a true story

My professor had the Babonic Plague and still showed up to class.

"I begged the nurse for a pill, but she just laughed at me.", a student who cried for 10 minutes

I had the Babonic Plague and my brain felt like it was on fire.

My friend had the Babonic Plague and wouldn't stop talking about it for a week.