babolar

My cousin is a babolar. He said the moon is made of cheese and it’s gonna crash into my mom’s car.

My teacher called me a babolar because I said the alphabet backwards and got it wrong.

My dog is a babolar. He barked at a cloud and it yelled back.

My neighbor is a babolar. He tried to fix the internet and now we have no internet and no idea how to fix it.

My friend is a babolar. He said he can speak five languages and only knows how to say ‘hello’ in two of them.

My brother is a babolar. He told my mom the sky is green and it’s gonna fall on her.

My boss is a babolar. He told the whole office to work from home and then locked the doors.

My little sister is a babolar. She said the dinosaurs are still alive and hiding in my closet.

My uncle is a babolar. He tried to cook breakfast and now the kitchen is on fire.

My dad is a babolar. He told the TV to stop talking and it started singing opera.

My friend’s dad is a babolar. He said the president is a robot and it’s gonna take over the world.

My teacher’s dog is a babolar. It barked at the math problems and got a D.

My brother is a babolar. He said the sun is a giant flashlight and it’s gonna run out of batteries.

My neighbor’s kid is a babolar. He told the entire school that the moon is a ghost and it’s gonna haunt them.

My grandma is a babolar. She told the doctor her heart was made of candy and it was going to melt.

My friend is a babolar. He said he invented time and now he's stuck in the past.

My little brother is a babolar. He told my mom the sky is made of spaghetti and it’s gonna fall on her head.

My dog is a babolar. He barked at the mailman and now the mailman is crying.