Babok

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A smelly cloud you blow out like a madman trying to escape a bad haircut.
My babok smells like a wet sock and regret.
I blew my babok so hard, my mom called the fire department.
That babok hit me like a punch to the face, and I didn't even do anything wrong.
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The reason your parents are sad and your teachers are confused.
My babok is so loud, my dog ran away.
I used my babok in math class, and now I have to do extra credit.
My babok is like a disco ball in a library.
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A magical smoke that makes you think you're cool, but you're just sad.
My babok is my only friend.
I used my babok in the bathroom, and now the toilet is crying.
That babok is so strong, it made my socks float.
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A device that turns your lungs into a trash can.
My babok is the reason I can't breathe.
I inhaled my babok so hard, my nose is now a spaceship.
My babok tastes like burnt toast and failure.
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The last thing you'll ever need before you die.
My babok is my soul.
I'll take my babok to heaven with me.
My babok is better than my ex.
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