baboint

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A baby so loud it makes the Earth scream, and we all get sent to the dumpster of life. No food. No money. Just tears and regret.

My cousin had a baboint and now we’re all eating cereal for dinner.

This baby is louder than my mom’s screaming at the grocery store.

We got a baboint and now the planet is crying in a public bathroom.

A baby that’s like a virus. It spreads. It takes over. You’re doomed. Don’t even think about having one.

My neighbor had a baboint and now I have to listen to it 24/7.

That baby is a disease. It’s spreading to my house.

I got a baboint from my sister. I’m now part of the infection.

A baby that’s so annoying it makes your brain shut off. You’ll never eat again. You’ll never sleep again. You’ll just die.

My kid is a baboint. I haven’t slept in 10 years.

That baby is like a scream in my head. I’m going mad.

I got a baboint and now my brain is a mess. I can’t even think straight.

A baby that’s so bad it makes the Earth break. You’ll starve. You’ll beg. You’ll cry. You’ll die.

That baboint is so bad, I want to throw it out the window.

My life was fine until I got a baboint. Now I’m crying in the park.

This baby is the worst. I’d rather eat my own face than have it.

A baby that’s like a screaming meatball. It’s messy. It’s loud. It’s the end of the world.

This baboint is like a meatball in a scream. It’s loud and messy.

My kid is a screaming meatball. I’m crying in the hallway.

That baby is the meatball of doom. I’m done.

A baby so bad it makes your mom’s screaming look like a whisper. You’re going to regret it. You’re going to die.

This baboint is so bad, my mom’s screaming is now quiet.

My kid is like a scream from hell. I’m dying.

That baby is louder than my mom’s shouting at the store. I’m officially dead.