baboface

My cousin is a baboface. He tried to fix his phone with a spoon.

That kid in class is a baboface. He thinks gravity is a conspiracy.

My boss is a baboface. He wears socks with sandals and thinks it’s cool.

My neighbor is a baboface. He eats pizza with ketchup and thinks it’s gourmet.

My friend’s dog is a baboface. It barks at the mailman like it’s a war.

My teacher is a baboface. She wears socks with sandals and thinks it’s a style.

My brother is a baboface. He tried to cook and burned the toast, the eggs, and his eyebrows.

That guy at the gym is a baboface. He lifts weights like he’s doing yoga.

My mom is a baboface. She thinks ‘texting’ is a new language.

My classmate is a baboface. He wears a hat inside out and thinks it’s cool.

My uncle is a baboface. He tried to plant a tree in the microwave.

That kid on TikTok is a baboface. He dances to elevator music and thinks it’s a hit.

My friend is a baboface. He thinks clouds are made of marshmallows.

That guy in my dad’s band is a baboface. He plays the guitar like it’s a drum.

My little brother is a baboface. He tried to fly with a blanket and fell off the couch.