baboes

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A fat Asian baby that weighs more than a sack of bricks and screams like a angry goat
My cousin’s baboe weighed 15 pounds and yelled at the nurse
That baboe cried so loud it woke up the whole hospital
My baboe was so big, the doctor said it looked like a pizza
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A chunky Asian baby that doesn’t cry, it just bellows like it’s angry at the world
My baboe didn’t cry, it just roared like it was fighting a dragon
That baboe bellows so loud it scared the nurse
I heard my baboe yell and it sounded like a freight train
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Korean for 'moron' or 'dumbass', like you fell off a cliff and landed in a dumbass factory
He’s such a baboe, he tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite
That baboe fell off a cliff and landed in a dumbass factory
My baboe thinks the moon is made of cheese and wants to eat it
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A total idiot in Korean, like you don’t know the difference between a cow and a couch
That baboe thinks a cow is a couch and tried to sit on it
My baboe doesn’t know the difference between a cow and a couch
He’s such a baboe, he tried to eat the couch
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A hot girlfriend or boyfriend, like they’re so good, you’d follow them anywhere, even to the middle of the ocean
My baboe is so hot, I’d follow her to the middle of the ocean
That baboe is my everything, even my pizza
My baboe is so fine, I’d marry her even if she’s a baboe
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A boss in Turkey, like he’s so bossy, he makes your mom look like a lazy dog
That baboe is so bossy, he makes my mom look like a lazy dog
My baboe rules over chabos like a king
That baboe is so bossy, even the king is scared of him
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A dumbass in Korean, like you’re so dumb, you think a chicken is a car
That baboe thinks a chicken is a car and tried to drive it
My baboe is so dumb, he tried to eat a chicken like it was a pizza
That baboe thinks the sun is a chicken and wants to eat it
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