Bableen

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A human who’s like a gentle giant hiding inside a tiny body. They don’t talk much at first but once they start, they won’t stop. They’re beautiful, funny, and will make you laugh until you cry or throw up.
Just met this guy at the coffee shop. He said nothing for 10 minutes. Then he told a joke so bad I almost fainted.
My friend’s crush is a Bableen. She’s like a dream come true, but also a nightmare in disguise.
My cousin’s Bableen friend made me eat a whole pizza by myself. I still don’t know why.
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A person who’s sweet as pie, but also has a dark side. They’ll make you laugh, then make you cry, then make you want to punch someone. They’re basically a superhero with no powers.
My Bableen neighbor made me cry with a joke, then laughed at me when I did.
At the party, my Bableen friend told the worst punchline ever. I still haven’t recovered.
My Bableen coworker made me eat a sandwich that was literally just bread and despair.
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A person who’s so kind, they might just give you their last dollar. But if you annoy them, they’ll make you regret it. They’re like a nice person who also has a hidden weapon.
My Bableen friend gave me $20 for a snack. Then I laughed at her joke, and she gave me $20 more.
At the store, my Bableen friend bought me a whole bag of chips just because I looked sad.
My Bableen teacher gave me an A, then made me write an essay about why I was a failure.
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