Bable Fish

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A weird creature that makes you question your entire life and then laughs in your face.
I saw a Bable Fish and now I think my mom is a robot.
My dog ran away and came back with a Bable Fish in its mouth. I’m confused.
I asked my teacher about Bable Fish and she said, 'You’re not even close to being ready for this.'
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A thing that makes your brain hurt and your pants smell like regret.
I tried to eat a Bable Fish and now my brain is on fire.
My little brother brought a Bable Fish to school. The whole class cried.
I asked my dad what a Bable Fish was. He said, 'You’ll never know.'
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A magical creature that comes out at night and eats your dreams for breakfast.
I had a nightmare about a Bable Fish. I woke up and ate my cereal in fear.
My friend said a Bable Fish stole her goldfish. I believe her.
I tried to catch a Bable Fish and now my bed is haunted.
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A thing that makes you doubt your existence and your mom’s cooking.
I saw a Bable Fish and now I think I was adopted.
My mom made a Bable Fish casserole. It looked like a crime scene.
I asked my brother about Bable Fish and he said, 'You’ll never understand.'
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A creature that messes with your mind and your lunch money.
A Bable Fish took my lunch money and left a note that said, 'See you next Tuesday.'
I tried to fight a Bable Fish and lost. Twice.
My teacher said Bable Fish are the reason why math is hard.
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A thing that makes you wish you were a robot with no feelings.
I saw a Bable Fish and now I want a robot body.
My pet goldfish turned into a Bable Fish. I cried.
I asked my friend if he knew about Bable Fish. He said, 'You’re doomed.'
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