BaBIZ Shower

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A party to celebrate a new business like it's the birth of a money-making monster. People show up with gifts instead of baby clothes, and they yell advice until you're too dizzy to think straight.

My cousin had a BaBIZ Shower and got 10 laptops. Now he’s broke but has a ton of gear.

I brought a printer to my friend’s BaBIZ Shower. She said it was the most useless gift ever. I said she’s just bitter.

My boss threw me a BaBIZ Shower. It was the only time I got more than 100 emails in one day.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A fancy way of saying people are throwing stuff at you because you started a business. It’s like a baby shower but with more coffee and less crying.

My BaBIZ Shower was so loud, my neighbors called the cops. They thought I was having a murder party.

I showed up with a coffee machine. My friend said it was the most useful gift. I said she’s just tired of bad coffee.

My BaBIZ Shower had 20 people. Now my office smells like a pizza box and regret.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A party where everyone brings gifts to help you start a business. It’s like a baby shower but for your bank account. You get stuff and advice, and sometimes you get yelled at.

I got a BaBIZ Shower and now I have a desk, a chair, and a coffee machine. My life is over.

My BaBIZ Shower had 15 people. Now I have 15 opinions about my business. I don’t know what I want anymore.

I brought a bag of chips to my friend’s BaBIZ Shower. She said I was the only one who brought food. I said she’s just hungry.

by Slangipedia 16d ago