Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A baby, but also the reason why your mom won't let you eat pizza for breakfast.

My babium cried so loud I had to drop my pizza in the trash.

That babium is louder than my uncle’s car alarm.

My babium is why I’m still wearing pajamas at 10 a. m.

2

A tiny human that thinks it’s the boss of your life.

My babium thinks it’s the boss of my life and my cereal.

That babium just told me off for eating too much chocolate.

My babium is the boss of my bedtime and my snacks.

3

A human that screams like a dying goat and expects you to comfort it.

My babium screamed like a dying goat and I had to comfort it.

That babium is louder than the goat I saw at the market.

My babium screamed so loud I got a free ice cream.

4

A tiny human that has no idea what time it is and thinks it’s always snack time.

My babium thinks it’s snack time even though it’s 2 in the morning.

That babium just woke me up for snacks at 3 a. m.

My babium doesn’t know what time it is and thinks it’s always snack time.

5

A baby, but also a human that thinks your life is a never-ending game of peek-a-boo.

My babium thinks my life is a never-ending game of peek-a-boo.

That babium just did peek-a-boo for the 10th time today.

My babium is like a never-ending game of peek-a-boo.

6

A tiny human that has no filter and will tell you off for eating too much cake.

My babium told me off for eating too much cake.

That babium has no filter and just yelled at me for eating cake.

My babium is the cake police.