Babitnaya

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Babitnaya are the trash of the cleaning world. They're not gross enough to be tescopnias, but they’ll still make you want to burn your toilet down after they're done with it.
My babitnaya left hair in my toilet. I now have a new nickname: 'Hairball' from the toilet.
My babitnaya came in a garbage bag. I asked if that was her uniform. She said, 'No, that's my house.'
I hired a babitnaya to clean my bathroom. Now I have a new infection and a new enemy.
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Babitnaya are the people who clean your toilet, but only if you pay them in cash and hope they don’t come back with a smell that could kill a horse.
My babitnaya smelled like she lived in a dumpster and had a second job at a pet store.
My babitnaya left a sock in my toilet. I now have a new hobby: sock diving.
My babitnaya asked if I wanted extra cleaning. I said yes. Now I have extra smells.
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Babitnaya are like the janitors of the Chaldean world. They clean your toilet, but only if you promise not to tell anyone how bad they smell.
My babitnaya came in a smelly cloud. I asked if that was her perfume. She said, 'No, that's my breakfast.'
My babitnaya left a dead mouse in my toilet. I now have a new life goal: mouse hunter.
I hired a babitnaya. Now I have a new nickname: 'Toilet Bait'.
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