babishca

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a grandma who smells like old socks and hates your life
My babishca yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner.
She called my dad a ‘lousy cook’ in front of the whole family.
I tried to leave the house, but she followed me to the bus stop.
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a Russian woman who thinks she's still young and doesn't know the meaning of the word ‘quiet’
She screamed at the TV like it owed her money.
She told my uncle he was ‘a disgrace to the family’ for wearing pants.
She made me eat a whole plate of pickled eggs.
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a woman who thinks she's still hot and will prove it by yelling at you
She told me I was ‘too lazy to be a good grandson’.
She called my mom a ‘waste of a man’s time’.
She threw a pickle at me because I didn’t do my homework.
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