Babishan

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A guy with a face like a baby and a personality like a screaming toddler who thinks he’s the main character of a soap opera. He’s a simp, but he’s in love and no one else gets it because they’re all weirdos who don’t like romance.
'You’re my forever love, baby!', said to a girl who just texted him back with 'ok' and a cat picture.
'I’m going to die if I don’t marry you!', while wearing pajamas at 2 AM.
'You’re the only one who gets me!', said to a person who just texted him 'you’re annoying'.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who looks like he just walked out of a fairy tale but acts like he’s the king of the world. He’s a simp, but he’s got a girl who’s totally into it, and everyone else is just jealous and confused.
'I’m gonna take you to Paris, baby!', while wearing socks and a shirt that says 'I ♥ Pizza.'
'You’re my queen, my goddess, my everything!', said to a girl who’s just texted him 'mhm' and a selfie with her dog.'
'You’re the only one who sees my heart!', said to a girl who just blocked him on Instagram.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who looks like he just got a free coupon for being cute, but he’s also got a personality that’s loud enough to wake the dead. He’s a simp, but he’s got a girl who’s totally into it, and everyone else is just confused and mad.
'I’m gonna marry you, baby, and I’ll take you to the moon!', said to a girl who just texted him 'you’re cute' and a meme of a squirrel.'
'You’re my everything, my forever, my whole life!', said to a girl who just texted him 'ok' and a picture of her lunch.'
'You’re the only one who understands me!', said to a girl who just texted him 'you’re annoying' and a cat video.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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