babish

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A brainless twerp who talks stupid trash just to keep fighting and loves jacking off so much his meat turns into a meaty monster

'I'm not an idiot, I'm a babish!', said no one ever

He argued for 12 hours just to prove he was right about the color of the sky

He jacked off for 4 hours straight and looked like a sausage with a face

A nerdy guy from a show who also became a YouTuber and now cooks stupid food from random shows like a crazy man

He made a pizza that looked like a Krabby Patty but tasted like regret

He tried to make the Eggselent Challenge and it ended in tears and a fire

He turned a Powerpuff Girl into a meatball and it was glorious

Smart as a whip but clueless about real life and everything that happens around them

He got an A+ in math but couldn’t tell you the difference between a cat and a dog

He knew all the planets but couldn’t find his keys

He aced the test but failed to notice his pants were on inside out

A god among men, a bearded legend with tattoos, who cooks everything from movies and shows and has a cookbook that makes you cry from happiness

He turned a superhero into a taco and it was divine

He cooked the whole Star Wars saga and it was a masterpiece

He has a beard so glorious it deserves its own biography

A stupid way of saying 'oh my god' when you're too lazy to think of anything else

'Oh my babish, I just failed a test!', said no one ever

He saw a spider and yelled 'Oh my babish!' like it was the end of the world

She dropped her phone in a pool and screamed 'Oh my babish!'