babipple

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A drink so strong it’ll make your insides scream and your outsides blush
My babipple was so strong, my dog ran away and my mom cried.
I tried to drink a babipple and now I’m stuck in the bathroom with a headache.
That babipple was like a punch in the face from a drunk bear.
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Five shots of alcohol crammed into a cup like a confused toddler
I drank a babipple and now I feel like I was hit by a truck and a pizza.
My babipple was so bad, my friend had to take me to the hospital.
I tried a babipple and it was like drinking fire and regret.
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A drink so brutal it could make a grown man cry and a baby laugh
That babipple was so brutal, I had to call my mom and my dog.
I had a babipple and now I can’t remember my own name.
My babipple was so strong, it gave me a headache and a job.
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A drink that hits you like a truck and then laughs at you
I drank a babipple and now I feel like I was run over by a taxi and a cat.
That babipple was so intense, my face turned red and my dog ran away.
My babipple was like a slap from a drunk giant.
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Five shots of alcohol mixed in a cup like a bad relationship
I had a babipple and now I feel like I was married to a drunk raccoon.
That babipple was so bad, my friend had to take me to the park.
I tried a babipple and now my head feels like it’s on fire.
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A drink so loud it could wake the dead and scare the living
That babipple was so loud, my neighbor came out and asked if I was dying.
I drank a babipple and now my ears are ringing and my dog is crying.
My babipple was like a scream from a drunk ghost.
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