babinski

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A babinski is a total loser who gets knocked around by life like a sack of bricks, but still somehow keeps going. He's got the heart of a saint and the patience of a saint who just got hit by a bus.
My cousin is a babinski. He got fired, got divorced, and still managed to eat a whole pizza by himself.
That guy got run over by a truck and still kept smiling. Total babinski.
My dog is a babinski. He got hit by a car, got run over by a bus, and still came home to eat my homework.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you're so drunk you think your foot is a door, that's babinski. You might even start doing weird things with your toes.
I got babinski after drinking 12 beers. I tried to dance with my foot.
She was babinski and tried to kiss the fridge.
He got babinski and started talking to his shoes.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A babinski is a guy who gets a blowjob and then cuts off his own penis with a knife. Sounds crazy, but that's what he does.
My uncle is a babinski. He got a blowjob and then cut off his penis with a cheese knife.
That guy at the bar is a babinski. He got a blowjob and then tried to stab the waiter.
My friend is a babinski. He got a blowjob and then tried to eat his own penis.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A babinski is so cool it makes your brain explode. You just want to be them.
My friend is a babinski. He walked into a fire and came out with a pizza.
That guy is a babinski. He drove a car into a lake and still had a coffee.
My dog is a babinski. He ran into traffic and came back with a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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