Babinos

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Babinos are like the worst kind of baby made by kids who should’ve been drinking soda instead of getting knocked up.

My cousin got pregnant at 15 and now she’s a babino. She’s like a baby in a grown-up body.

My friend’s sister had a babino at 17. Now she’s stuck with a kid and a bad life.

That guy got knocked up at 19. He’s a babino now. He’s gonna regret it when he’s 40.

A babino is like a mythical dad from the Balkans who could bench-press a goat and still make you cry with his stories.

My grandpa told me he knew a babino who fought off a whole army with just a spoon.

My uncle said his dad was a babino. He could eat a whole pig and still dance the night away.

My teacher said her grandfather was a babino. He could drink a whole bottle of wine and still tell jokes.