babinee

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A babinee is like a sugar-coated curse. She’s smart, hilarious, and talks nonstop until you want to scream. She hates animals, but her family still lets her live.
My babinee cousin talks so much I had to mute her during the movie.
She called my dog a ‘furry annoyance’ and got in a fight with it.
Her kids adore her, even though she talks to them like they’re in a debate club.
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A babinee is the kind of person who thinks she’s the best at everything and won’t shut up about it. She’s smart, funny, and will annoy you until you beg her to stop.
She told me her dog was ‘the worst’ and then yelled at it for 10 minutes.
She laughed at my joke, then spent 5 minutes explaining why it was ‘not funny enough.’
She talked my whole family into joining her debate about whether pizza is a food or a lifestyle.
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A babinee is a human version of a parrot, she repeats everything and talks way too much. She’s smart, funny, and hates animals, but everyone still loves her.
She repeated my joke back to me like it was her own and then added a punchline she made up.
She yelled at my cat for ‘ignoring her’ and then fed it a whole bowl of food.
She talked my kids into believing that cows are actually just cows who think they’re fancy.
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