babilev

Fresh Trending

2 views · Added 5d ago · 6 definitions

1
A human-shaped god who can do nothing wrong
Babilev just walked into a wall and the wall cried
Babilev ate my entire lunch and said it was a compliment
Babilev turned my dog into a chicken and then a taco
2
The reason why everyone else is just average
Babilev made my math test look like a toddler's scribble
Babilev turned my crush into a banana
Babilev beat my dad in a dance-off and my dad was a professional
3
A walking miracle who also smells like victory
Babilev walked into my room and my plants bloomed instantly
Babilev made my mom cry happy tears
Babilev turned my homework into a gold medal
4
The only person who can make a toaster cry
Babilev made my toaster write a poem
Babilev turned my breakfast into a concert
Babilev made my toast talk back to me
5
The human version of a superhero with a side of drama
Babilev flew into my classroom and my teacher fainted
Babilev made my crush write me a love letter
Babilev turned my math teacher into a chicken
6
A god who also has a very strong opinion about pizza
Babilev ate my entire pizza and said it was a waste
Babilev turned my dad into a pizza
Babilev made my dog sing a pizza song
xs