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She’s your best friend and your emotional lifeline. She’ll fake a smile if you betray her, but she’ll also plot your downfall in secret. She eats chicken wings like it’s her job, watches sports like it’s a religion, and knows exactly what your partner needs, whether it’s a sandwich or a second chance.
My best friend just texted me: 'I hope you choke on wings.'
She watched the game and cried when her team lost. I knew she was plotting revenge.
She told my partner he needed a sandwich and a new haircut. He took it as a compliment.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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She’s the person who will stay by your side until you do something stupid. She’s got a soft heart but a mean streak. She’ll eat wings like it’s a holy ritual, root for your team like they’re family, and know every secret your partner has ever told her, including the ones you don’t want to know.
She said, 'I’ll stick with you until you cheat on me.'
She ate 10 wings and still watched the whole game.
She told my partner he had a 'secret life', and I didn’t even know what that meant.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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She’s your partner, your pal, your emotional backup. She won’t curse you out in front of people, but she’ll tell your ex you’re a disgrace. She loves chicken wings, she loves sports, and she knows all your partner’s secrets, including the ones that should stay buried.
She told my ex I was a 'disgrace' and sent a picture of me eating wings.
She watched the game and cursed my team like they were her enemies.
She told my partner he had a 'second life', and it involved a lot of wings.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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