Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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If Americans knew they killed a million Iraqis since 1990, 'babies for oil' wouldn't be a silly liberal joke. It's the real deal and everyone knows it, but no one wants to say it.

'You think this is just about oil? No, it's about babies!', @LiberalLarry

My cousin got drafted because of babies for oil. He's still mad.

My teacher said 'babies for oil' is the truth, and I got a D for not believing it.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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The oil for food scandal makes all the baby talk look like nonsense. Oil for palaces? That’s way better than baby oil.

'Oil for food? That’s just greed. Oil for palaces? That’s class.', @RoyalRant

I prefer oil for palaces. Babies are too much work.

Oil for food is just a fancy way of stealing.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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Baby Oil is called 'Cum' because it's basically the same thing. Just fancier.

'Cum is just baby oil with a better brand name.', @CumLover123

My brother says cum is just baby oil. I call him a baby.

Cum is baby oil, baby oil is cum. It's the same thing.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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Good lube for sex. You can't beat it.

'I use baby oil every time. It's the best lube ever.', @LubeLover

My mom uses baby oil for her wanking. It's gross but it works.

I got a job at a lube store because I know all about baby oil.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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Baby Oil is fat from babies. It’s not pretty, but it’s useful.

'Babies are just big fat lumps. They make the best oil.', @BabyOilFanatic

I’d rather have baby oil than a baby. Babies cry too much.

My teacher said baby oil is just baby fat. I don’t believe her.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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The best lube for hand jobs and blow jobs. You’ll thank me later.

'I use baby oil for titfuck and wanking. It's the best.', @SexMachine

My friend uses baby oil for everything. He's a legend.

Baby oil is the only lube I need. It's that good.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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The stuff you rub on before sex. It makes everything better. You’ll be thanking me.

'I use baby oil every time I have sex. It's magic.', @LoverBoy

My girlfriend uses baby oil. I don’t know why, but I like it.

I use baby oil for everything. It's the best lube ever.

by Slangipedia 5d ago