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The guy who knocked you up and now you're stuck with his kid.
My baby daddy is still sending me texts at 2 AM. I'm not even mad, I'm just tired.
He's my baby daddy, but he's not my friend. He's my problem.
My baby daddy promised he'd help me out. He still owes me $200.
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The guy who's your kid's dad, but he didn't marry you and he's nowhere near your life.
He's my baby daddy, but he doesn't even know my kid's name.
He's the baby daddy, and he's still trying to get me to go out with him.
He's the baby daddy, but he's not even on the kid's Christmas list.
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The man whose name is on the check, but he probably doesn't know how to use a calculator.
My baby daddy sends me a check every month, but it's always for the wrong amount.
He's my baby daddy, but he still sends me a check for $20 instead of $200.
He's the baby daddy, but he still doesn't know what a check is.
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A guy who’s the dad of your kid, but he can’t buy you a snack, but he can sure ruin your life.
He’s my baby daddy, and he can’t buy me a snack, but he can ruin my life.
He's the baby daddy, and he still thinks he can come over and sleep with me.
He’s my baby daddy, but he doesn’t even know what a snack is.
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A guy who’s not your boyfriend, husband, or even your friend, but he’s the dad of your kid.
He's my baby daddy, and he's not my boyfriend, husband, or even my friend.
He’s the baby daddy, and he still thinks he’s your boyfriend.
He's my baby daddy, but he's not even my friend.
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A guy who ran out on you and your kid, probably because he didn’t know what he was doing.
He's my baby daddy, and he ran out on me and my kid.
He's the baby daddy who ran out because he didn’t know what he was doing.
He’s my baby daddy, and he still doesn’t know what he was doing.
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Finn Wolfhard is Quincy’s baby daddy, he’s the guy who knocked Quincy up and now they’re stuck with each other.
Finn Wolfhard is Quincy’s baby daddy, and he’s still trying to get Quincy to go out with him.
Quincy’s baby daddy is Finn Wolfhard, and he still doesn’t know what he’s doing.
Finn Wolfhard is Quincy’s baby daddy, and they’re stuck with each other.
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