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A baby's cradle is when a guy goes down on his knees like a dog, and the girl wraps her legs around his waist like a vice, then she bounces up and down on his yogurt-slicked head like he’s a trampoline.
My man went down like a dog, and I bounced on his head like it was a trampoline.
He was so tired after that cradle session, he fell asleep on the floor.
She bounced so hard, his head looked like a Jell-O mold.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A cradle baby is someone who acts like a toddler with a sugar rush, screaming for their mommy or daddy to feed them and give them a tummy rub.
She cried like a toddler when her daddy didn’t give her a tummy rub.
He screamed for his mommy like he was being chased by bees.
He threw a tantrum when his daddy didn’t hold him enough.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Cradle baby is when you grab someone’s head like a football and shake it until their brains feel like soup.
He grabbed my head like a football and shook me like a madman.
She shook my head so hard, I saw stars.
He shook her head so much, it looked like it was going to pop off.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A cradle baby is someone who had no love from their parents, so their head is flat like a pancake from being pushed around all the time.
His head is flat like a pancake from being pushed around as a baby.
She had no love, so her head is flat like a board.
He was pushed so much, his head is flat like a plate.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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