Babied

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Getting babied means your boyfriends or friends are acting like you're a f***ing toddler. You whine, you cry, and you expect them to bring you snacks and wipe your butt.
'I'm so sad, my dog died!' (while eating chocolate cake)
'I can't walk!' (after taking two steps)
'I need a juice box right now!' (while drinking a soda)
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When you babie someone, you're basically giving them a f***ing hug and a compliment every five seconds. They're like a f***ing puppy, happy and wagging their tail.
'You're the bestest friend in the whole wide world!' (after they helped you find your phone)
'I love you so much!' (after they gave you a lollipop)
'You're my favorite person ever!' (because they said yes to watching Netflix)
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Baby baby baby is the f***ing theme song from Persona 3, and it's annoying as hell. It's like someone is screaming 'baby' for ten straight minutes, and you can't escape it.
'Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby!' (during the final battle)
'Baby baby baby baby!' (while you're trying to sleep)
'Baby baby baby!' (in every single class in the game)
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When you babie someone with the Persona 3 theme, you're basically forcing them to listen to the same 'baby' chant for an hour straight. It's like being tortured with a lullaby.
'I swear I will play that song again if you don't stop crying!'
'I'm going to play baby baby baby until you beg me to stop!'
'This is the last time I'm going to play that song!' (while playing it again)
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Using 'Babied' like 'On God' means you're trying to convince someone you're telling the truth, but you're just f***ing desperate and using the word 'baby' like it's your last hope.
'Baby, I swear I did not eat your sandwich!'
'Baby, I'm telling the truth!'
'Baby, I'm not lying!'
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When you say 'Babied,' it's just you being f***ing loud and trying to make everyone listen to you, even if you're f***ing wrong and you don't even know it.
'BABIED!' (while yelling in the middle of class)
'Babied, I'm right!' (while being completely wrong)
'Babied, I'm the best at everything!' (while failing a test)
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