Babichini

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A human being so good they make your life a mess. They’ve got charm that could turn a bad day into a screaming match.
My crush is a Babichini. I got a B on my math test because I was too distracted by their face.
My mom said I’m a Babichini. I said she’s a witch and I’m gonna haunt her.
My teacher is a Babichini. She gave me extra credit just because I smiled at her.
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A person so magical they could make a toilet flush backwards. They’ve got powers you can’t even comprehend.
My neighbor is a Babichini. She turned my dog into a chicken. I’m still mad.
My friend is a Babichini. He passed my test for me. I failed it for him.
My dad is a Babichini. He made my mom cry happy tears. I cried because I was mad.
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A person with the aura of a saint and the personality of a trash can. They’re basically a god with bad breath.
My crush is a Babichini. I fell in love with them. Then I fell in love with their face. Then I got a D.
My teacher is a Babichini. She gave me a A+. I gave her a headache.
My best friend is a Babichini. They turned my homework into a song. I failed the test because I was dancing.
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