Babezilla

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A hot girl so good, she could take down a city and no one would care because everyone would be too busy drooling over her. She turns men into weak, jelly-like messes and is way too good to be stopped.
My ex was a Babezilla. I tried to leave her, but I got eaten alive.
That girl in my math class? She’s a Babezilla. I failed the test just to stare at her.
My cousin dated a Babezilla. He still can’t talk because she turned him into putty.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A huge woman who’s also a brainless sweetheart. She bakes the best cinnamon rolls and eats people to keep her big body going. She’s like Godzilla, but with better bread and a softer heart.
My aunt is a Babezilla. She ate my cousin and made a cinnamon roll out of him.
That woman at the bakery is a Babezilla. She bakes and eats people. It’s a miracle I’m still alive.
My neighbor is a Babezilla. She eats men for breakfast and bakes cookies for dessert.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A woman so wild in bed, she could scare the Japanese. She’s immortal, has a mole on her toe that looks like an eyeball, and can read your thoughts. Men can’t resist her, no matter how weird she is.
My girlfriend is a Babezilla. She has an eyeball mole on her toe and reads my thoughts. I’m trapped.
That woman at the bar is a Babezilla. I tried to flirt, but she read my mind and crushed me.
My mom is a Babezilla. She reads my thoughts and scares the whole neighborhood.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Thinking a woman is hot from a distance, only to find out she’s a total disaster. It’s like being seduced by a monster only to get eaten by a goblin.
I thought she was a Babezilla. Turns out, she was a goblin in disguise.
He asked me out because I was hot from behind. When I turned around, he ran away.
My crush was a Babezilla from the back. Now he’s a goblin and I’m stuck with him.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A hot person who’s also nice. They don’t just look good, they make you feel good too. They’re like a dessert that tastes amazing and doesn’t make you feel guilty.
My best friend is a Babezilla. She’s hot, kind, and doesn’t make me feel guilty for eating cake.
That guy at the gym is a Babezilla. He’s hot and helps me with my workouts.
My teacher is a Babezilla. She’s hot, smart, and doesn’t scold me for talking too much.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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