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The only girl who can make your brain shut down and your pants stay up.

She’s the only one who can make me forget my own name.

I saw her in the grocery store and I dropped my cereal.

She’s the only one who can make me laugh while I’m peeing.

The only girl who’s so good looking, she makes your friends look like they’ve been hit by a truck.

She walks in and my friend’s face turns into a sad tomato.

She smiled at me and my friend cried.

She’s the only one who can make my friend’s hair stand on end.

The only girl who can make your heart beat faster than your mom on a Monday.

I saw her and my heart started a dance party.

She looked at me and my heart did a backflip.

She’s the only one who can make my heart skip a beat and my brain shut up.