Babestation

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Babestation is a British show that looks like a porn channel but is actually just a bunch of ugly women yelling at phones for money.
Hey, why are you watching Babestation? You're not even pretty enough to be on it.
I paid £10 to talk to a Babestation girl who looked like she slept in a trash can.
My dad watches Babestation every day and still doesn't know how to use a phone.
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Babestation is a group of girls so hot they make your face melt. Or it's one girl so pretty she makes everyone else look like they were born in a sewer.
My crush is a Babestation. I’ve been staring at her since third grade and still can’t talk to her.
That girl in class is a Babestation. I tried to ask her out and she said I smelled like a gym sock.
My mom says I’m a Babestation. I don’t know what that means, but I like it.
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Babestation is something so good it makes your brain explode. It could be a person, a car, a pizza, or even your annoying little brother.
That pizza was a Babestation. I ate it so fast I got a stomachache.
My dog is a Babestation. He eats my homework and still gets treats.
That video game was a Babestation. I played it for 12 hours straight.
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Babestation is a cute and sneaky kid. Like a baby hamster that steals your snacks and laughs at you.
My little sister is a Babestation. She hides my phone and eats my cereal.
That kid in the park is a Babestation. He took my ice cream and ran away.
My baby brother is a Babestation. He kicks me in the face and eats my cookies.
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Babestation is like a baby version of a hot guy. It’s the cutest way to say ‘babe’ but also sounds like a baby hamster got drunk and started rapping.
My boyfriend is a Babestation. He calls me ‘babe’ and then raps about my eyes.
That guy in the mall is a Babestation. He said ‘babe’ so cute I almost bought a million things.
My crush is a Babestation. He said ‘babe’ and now I’m writing this in class.
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Babestation is when you call someone the cutest thing since sliced bread. It’s also a baby hamster. Or both.
My mom says I’m a Babestation. I’m like ‘Mom, I’m 12, not a hamster.’
That girl is a Babestation. She’s like a hamster wearing a crown.
My brother said I was a Babestation. I told him I was a hamster and he cried.
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