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a hot female who looks like she was made in a gym and then cursed by a witch

She walked in and the whole bar went silent like a bunch of fat guys who just saw a fitness model.

My cousin said she’s the reason his ex left him for a yoga instructor.

I asked her if she was a goddess and she said, 'No, I just have a good trainer and a bad therapist.'

a female so pretty she makes your brain shut down and your pants tighten up

I saw her at the grocery store and I nearly ran into a cart full of chips.

My dog stared at her for ten minutes and then barked at me like I’d betrayed him.

She walked past me and I forgot how to breathe for three minutes.

a female who looks like she could beat you up and still make you want to date her

She kicked my ass in a karate class and then asked me out.

My friend said she’s the only person who can make him blush and bruise at the same time.

She beat me at arm wrestling and then laughed at me like I was a fat kid who cried in a math test.