Babesit

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When your bro babysits your hot friend so you can go get some action or take a break from your boring life; when your friend claims she's too drunk to let you get laid and just wants to watch you suffer
My bro babysat my ex so I could go to the bar. He said she was 'too wasted to let me get my rocks off.' I didn’t even know she had a key to my house.
My friend refused to let me go to the concert because she said she was 'too drunk to let me get laid.' I ended up babysitting her instead.
My bro took my girlfriend to get tacos so I could go to the gym. He said she was 'too drunk to let me get my rocks off.' She was just tired from work.
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Kids are all in bed, snoring like old men. Dad puts on his favorite tunes and gets a hot girl on his lap. Babesitting is the only thing that can calm a dad after a day of misery and hard work
My dad started babysitting after my brother broke his leg. He got my cousin on his lap and played his favorite song. He looked like he was in heaven.
My dad babysat my sister on a Tuesday. He said it was the best way to relax after working 12 hours at the factory.
After my dad had a rough day at work, he babysat my mom. He said it was the best way to forget about his pain.
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