Babesia

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A clueless lover who forgets everything like they were hit by a bus and a brick wall.

I told her I was coming over, and she said 'Who? Me? I don't know who that is.'

He proposed, and she said, 'What? I don't even remember your face.'

She forgot our anniversary, our wedding, and her own name.

A lover who acts like they have a brain full of jelly and a memory full of holes.

She forgot our date, our kid’s birthday, and that we were married.

He said, 'I remember our first kiss, but not our last name.'

She told me she’d never forget me, then forgot my phone number.

A lover who forgets more than a goldfish on a vacation.

She remembered her cat’s name but not mine.

He forgot where he lived, his job, and his own kid.

She forgot the password to our bank account, but remembered the password to her ex’s.