Babesent

My cousin's girlfriend walks in and the whole bar goes silent. I think the bartender fainted.

She came to the party and my dog started licking her shoes like she was a goddess.

I saw her on the bus and my brain short-circuited. I forgot how to breathe.

She walked into the gym and the weights started sweating. I think the treadmill got a crush.

My neighbor saw her and started texting her. Now he’s fighting with his wife.

I tried to text her and my phone got jealous. It started sending me fake love letters.

At the restaurant, the waiter forgot our order. He was too busy staring at her.

She came to my class and my teacher got distracted. We had to do a pop quiz instead of learning.

I tried to focus on my work, but she was too much. I ended up drawing her instead.