Babert

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Babert is like a stinkin’ ghost that follows you everywhere and never lets you be alone.
Babert just showed up in my Zoom call, and I had to turn my camera off.
My mom says Babert is why I failed math.
Babert is in my lunch, and it’s making my sandwich talk to me.
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Babert is the reason you have bad hair days, bad grades, and bad decisions.
Babert gave me a bad hair day and a D on my science test.
I tried to ignore Babert, but it followed me to the mall.
Babert is why I wore a hat to school on Tuesday.
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Babert is like a giant kid who won’t stop bugging you and never lets you win.
Babert kept bugging me during my math test until I cried.
Babert is the reason my dog ran away from me.
I tried to beat Babert, but it just laughed and kept bugging me.
4
Babert is the most annoying thing ever, and it’s always watching you.
Babert was watching me during my nap, and it woke me up.
My teacher says Babert is why I didn’t finish my homework.
Babert is in my dreams, and it won’t let me sleep.
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Babert is like a monster that lives in your brain and won’t stop making you fail.
Babert lives in my brain and made me fail spelling.
I tried to fight Babert, but it just made me fail science.
Babert is in my head, and it won’t stop making me do dumb stuff.
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