Baberoo

My ex is a baberoo. She had a hot dog for breakfast and still looked better than me.

That girl in math class is a baberoo. I think she’s part angel.

I saw a baberoo at the mall. I dropped my phone. It didn’t matter.

My cousin is a baberoo. She walked in, and the entire gym fell silent.

I dated a baberoo once. She had more confidence than my whole family.

That girl in the bar is a baberoo. She looked at me, and I forgot how to breathe.

That girl in my history class is a baberoo. She could fight a dragon and still look good.

My neighbor is a baberoo. She walks the dog, and the dog looks at her like she’s a god.

My friend’s sister is a baberoo. She got hit by a car and still looked perfect.