babernecking

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Looking at a hot person in a car next to you while you’re driving and trying not to crash into anything because you’re too distracted by their junk.
I nearly ran into a lamppost because I was too busy staring at the guy in the Tesla.
I was so busy checking out my neighbor’s new ride that I forgot to brake.
I hit a mailbox because I was too busy thinking about the guy’s abs.
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Trying to get a good look at someone’s body while you’re driving and hoping they don’t notice you checking them out.
I was driving and kept looking at her in the car next to me like a creep.
I almost got into an accident because I was too busy looking at the guy’s biceps.
I was so focused on the girl’s legs that I didn’t see the red light.
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Staring at someone in a car next to you like they’re a piece of meat while you try not to crash into anything.
I was driving and kept looking at him like he was a steak at a buffet.
I almost got into a fender bender because I was too busy checking out the girl’s butt.
I was so distracted by the guy’s abs that I ran a stop sign.
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