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When you show up for a date and the person looks like they got hit by a truck and a raccoon, and you realize their photo was a lie.

I showed up and she looked like a raccoon got drunk and died on my lap.

He came out looking like he had a fight with a toilet and lost.

She was so ugly I thought my dog was trying to flirt with me.

The shock you feel when the person you’re dating looks like they crawled out of a sewer and forgot to brush their teeth.

He looked like he had a goat for a roommate.

She came out and I thought my brother had a meltdown.

He was so gross I almost left before the date started.

When you meet someone in real life and they look like they were dragged through a mud pit by a donkey.

She looked like she had a donkey for a pet and it threw mud at her.

He came out looking like he had a fight with a mud pit and lost.

She was so messy I thought she was a lost sock.

When you meet the person you thought was a queen, but they turned out to be a king who forgot to clean their crown.

He looked like he had a crown and a mud bath.

She came out looking like she had a mud bath and a bad day.

He was so dirty I thought he was a lost sock.

When you meet someone and they look like they got hit by a truck and a raccoon, and you realize their photo was a lie.

He looked like he had a raccoon for a roommate.

She came out and I thought my dog was trying to flirt with me.

He looked like he had a raccoon and a mud bath for a roommate.

When you think you're dating a princess, but she turns out to be a pig that forgot to clean up.

She looked like she had a mud bath and a donkey for a pet.

He came out looking like he had a mud bath and a raccoon for a roommate.

She looked like a pig that got hit by a truck.