babeology

I was in math class and my teacher looked like a burger with extra cheese

My cousin’s girlfriend walked in and I instantly forgot how to breathe

I saw a girl at the mall and my brain turned into a cheeseburger

I was supposed to write an essay and instead I stared at my crush for 45 minutes

My mom called me and I said 'hello' to a girl in the background

I got a C on my test because I kept thinking about my crush’s smile

I told my friend I was studying and he said 'you’re just looking at a picture of your ex'

I said I was doing research and it was just me watching a TikTok of a hot girl

I said I was reading a book and it was just me looking at my crush’s Instagram

I said I was studying and my dog walked in and I forgot everything

I told my teacher I was doing homework and I was actually looking at my crush’s profile

I said I was reading a book and it was just me thinking about my crush’s legs