babeolicious

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A person so hot they should be served on a platter with a side of compliments and a drink called 'eye-fart.'
My cousin walked in and I nearly fainted. She's babeolicious.
My boss is babeolicious. I'm considering quitting just to stare at her all day.
That guy at the coffee shop looked like he stepped out of a magazine. Babeolicious, baby.
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A woman so beautiful she could make a man forget his own name and his own mom.
My girlfriend is babeolicious. I forgot my own name last week.
That girl at the gym looked like she just walked out of a dream. Babeolicious.
My neighbor is so babeolicious, I think she’s trying to steal my brain.
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So pretty you want to slap them, lick them, and then eat them for dinner.
That girl in class is so babeolicious, I want to slap her, lick her, and then eat her for dinner.
My crush is babeolicious. I’ve been licking my lips since third grade.
My mom says I’m babeolicious. I think she’s trying to make me blush.
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So good-looking they could make a monk sin and a nun blush.
That guy is babeolicious. He made my monk friend sin and my nun cousin blush.
My friend’s new boyfriend is babeolicious. He’s got a whole group of monks in trouble.
I walked into the church, and the priest looked at me like I was babeolicious.
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So pretty they could make a cat jealous and a dog bark at them.
That girl is so babeolicious, my cat hissed at her and my dog barked like a lunatic.
My friend’s sister is babeolicious. Even my cat is jealous.
I walked by the park, and my dog barked at me like I was babeolicious.
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