babenapping

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Snatching a babe like she’s a snack you didn’t pay for. No mercy. No fines.

I saw him drag her out of the mall like she owed him rent.

He babenapped the principal’s daughter right in front of the entire school.

He stole the waitress during lunch. Now he’s stuck with her and a $12 tip.

Kidnapping but with better prizes. You get a hot girl and a side of shame.

He babenapped the barista. Now he’s stuck with her and 20 cups of coffee.

He took the waitress from the diner. She’s still there. He’s not.

He snatched the cheerleader from practice. Now the whole team is after him.

When you steal a babe like she’s the last slice of pizza. No questions. No consequences.

He babenapped the gym teacher. Now he’s stuck with her and a 5-mile run.

He took the girl from the grocery store. Now he’s stuck with her and a cart full of snacks.

He grabbed the cheerleader during practice. Now she’s his and the whole team is mad.