babenap

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A kidnapping, but the prisoner is a hot girl and the captor is probably a guy who still wears socks with sandals.

I babenapped the math teacher’s daughter. She’s my new math tutor. And my new girlfriend.

He babenapped the principal’s niece. Now he’s getting detention and a free lunch.

I babenapped my neighbor’s dog. Wait, she was wearing a cheerleader outfit. That counts.

When you grab a hot girl and take her somewhere, just because you can and you’re a total idiot.

I babenapped the pizza delivery girl. Now I eat free pizza and she texts me.

He babenapped his mom’s best friend. Now he’s stuck with her and her bad jokes.

She babenapped my friend. Now he’s stuck in a mall with her and a coupon for 50% off everything.