babeloid

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A babeloid is a clumsy, hot mess who drinks like a fish and ends up face-down in your toilet or snoring in your sheets.

I came home to find her wearing my sock and licking the mirror.

She passed out on my floor and ate my pizza like it was a thank-you gift.

She tried to dance on my bed and broke my lamp.

A babeloid is a loud, sexy drunk who guzzles rum like it’s water and crashes your party like a drunk elephant.

She yelled at my dog and tried to flirt with my brother’s goldfish.

She drank my entire bottle of rum and started singing opera in my shower.

She crashed my living room and made my couch look like a war zone.

A babeloid is a clumsy, drunk flirt who drinks everything and ends up in your bed or your bathroom like a drunk chicken.

She tried to text me while wearing my shirt and fell into my cereal bowl.

She passed out in my bathroom and used my towel as a napkin.

She drank my coffee and tried to kiss my cat.