Babelle

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The best friend of a kid with A. D. H. D. They never shut up, they talk like a chicken, and they make up dumb words just to be weird. They're usually Mexican and know your password by heart.
My Babelle is my best friend, and she thinks she's a chicken. I don't know why.
My Babelle told me my password was 'fluffy potatoes.'
My Babelle is Mexican and knows my password. She stole it from my mom.
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A mess of confusion, like when your mom mixes up your cereal and your brother's. Also called Babylon, which is like a fancy version of a mess.
My math test was a Babelle. I thought I was doing division, but I was doing multiplication.
My mom made a Babelle of my lunch. It had pickles and ketchup in my soup.
My teacher said my essay was a Babelle. It had spelling mistakes and a poem about cats.
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A person who talks nonsense and tries to sound smart but ends up being a dork. They say things like 'hello' and 'goodbye' like they're important.
My Babelle said, 'Hello, fellow human beings,' and I knew he was a dork.
My Babelle tried to explain quantum physics and I fell asleep.
My Babelle said 'babeling' and I thought he was spelling.
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A day from hell, like when your mom yells at you, your dog eats your homework, and your math test is on fire.
My day was a Babelle. My mom yelled, my dog ate my homework, and my math test was on fire.
My Babelle was so bad I wanted to cry. My math test was on fire.
I had a Babelle day. My mom yelled, my dog ate my homework, and my math test was on fire.
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A movie that tries too hard to be cool, but ends up being stupid. It has too many languages, too many people, and too many stupid ideas.
That movie was a Babelle. It had sign language, Arabic, and a kid on a cliff.
I watched a Babelle movie. It had too many people, too many languages, and a kid on a cliff.
That movie was a Babelle. It had subtitles, a kid on a cliff, and no point.
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A place in Iraq where God messed up everyone's language so they couldn't talk to each other. It's near Baghdad, and it's where all the dumb people went.
The Tower of Babel is in Iraq. God messed up their language so they couldn't talk.
The Tower of Babel is near Baghdad. God messed up their language so they couldn't talk.
The Tower of Babel is a place where God messed up their language so they couldn't talk.
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A movie so bad it makes you want to die. It has subtitles, sign language, and a kid on a cliff doing weird stuff.
That movie was the worst. It had subtitles, sign language, and a kid on a cliff.
I watched a Babelle movie and wanted to die. It had subtitles and a kid on a cliff.
That movie was the worst. It had sign language, subtitles, and a kid on a cliff.
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