babelfisk1

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A fat gamer who plays video games like League of Legends and World of Warcraft. He’s so big he can’t climb stairs and eats like a horse at Burger King.
He just ordered a Whopper and three large fries. What’s wrong with him?
He said he’s straight, but we all know he’s been eyeing the guy next to him for weeks.
He tried to walk up the stairs and collapsed. It was like watching a cow fall over.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A lardass who plays games all day and eats so much he might explode. He doesn’t shower and thinks he’s still a virgin.
He logged into D&D and forgot to put on pants. That’s how bad it got.
He eats 50,000 calories a day and still claims he’s ‘healthy’.
He tried to flirt with a guy at Burger King and got laughed at.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A pig who plays video games and eats like a pig. He doesn’t shower and probably has a second job as a human trash can.
He tried to play Warhammer and passed out mid-battle. Classic.
He said he’s straight, but he’s been talking to the guy at Burger King for three weeks.
He eats so much he’s probably going to burst like a balloon.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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