Babelfish

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This fish gets stuck in your ear and lets you talk nonsense in 10 different languages. It’s from that dumb book everyone thinks is cool.

My teacher stuck a Babelfish in my ear and I spoke Spanish for a week. I didn’t even know what I was saying.

My dog got a Babelfish and started yapping in Russian. I don’t know why.

My cousin put a Babelfish in his ear and said, 'I am the greatest translator in the universe.' Then he translated 'I love pizza' into 12 languages.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The best translator ever. It turns 'fuck you' into 'merde' and back again. It’s like the translator from hell.

I translated 'fuck you' into French and it came out as 'merde.' My mom said that was the best thing I ever did.

I used the Babelfish and turned 'I hate math' into 'Je déteste les maths.' I thought I was a genius.

My friend translated 'I’m tired' into Italian and it turned into 'Sono sbronzo.' He was drunk, not tired.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When someone on the internet acts like they’re smart just because they used a translator. They take a sentence and wait five minutes for the translation.

My friend put a sentence into the Babelfish and waited five minutes. He looked like a genius. He wasn’t.

I translated a tweet from English to Japanese and then back again. I looked like I knew everything.

My mom used the Babelfish to translate a message. It took her ten minutes. The message was 'Hi.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you translate a document so badly that it doesn’t make sense. You just translate each word and forget the whole thing.

I translated a letter and it turned into 'The cat ran the dog.' It was nonsense.

My teacher translated a whole essay and it just said 'The man ate the apple.' That was not the point.

I translated a report and it read 'The bird flew the tree.' No one knew what was going on.

by Slangipedia 16d ago