Babeland

I thought Babeland was a real place until I tried to buy a strapon and it was just a guy in a basement with a coupon for pizza.

My mom said she went to Babeland and came out with a rubber chicken and a map of the human body.

My cousin’s friend’s brother said Babeland is just a guy selling vibes and bad decisions.

I asked my teacher if Babeland was real and she said it’s just a guy with a lightbulb and a dream.

My dad said he went to Babeland and it was just a guy in a box selling rubber ducks and confusion.

My friend’s dog went to Babeland and came out with a sock and a question.

My brother said he went to Babeland and it was just a guy selling vibes and a coupon for a double cheeseburger.

My neighbor’s cat went to Babeland and came back with a sock and a coupon for a sandwich.

My teacher said Babeland is just a guy who got fired from a pizza place and now sells rubber chickens.