Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hangover so bad it feels like your brain got run over by a drunk elephant.

After the party, I looked like a zombie who failed a test.

My mom said I was louder than a jackhammer at a rock concert.

I texted my friend: 'I think I’m dying. Send help or more beer.'

2

When your head is screaming and your stomach is doing the cha-cha.

I couldn’t even remember my own name after that binge.

I texted my brother: 'I think I ate a whole pizza.'

My friend said I looked like a ghost who got kicked out of heaven.

3

The aftermath of a night where you drank like a fire hydrant and danced like a lunatic.

I woke up and my mouth tasted like a sewer.

My friend said I was louder than a shout in a cave.

I texted my boss: 'I think I’m going to die. Please give me the day off.'

4

A hangover that turns your brain into a soggy biscuit and your soul into a sad trombone.

I could barely stand up after that party.

I texted my sister: 'I think I drank the entire ocean.'

My neighbor heard me screaming at the ceiling.

5

When your body is screaming, 'I can’t take it anymore!' and your brain is yelling, 'More beer!'

I felt like I had been hit by a train and a karate master.

I texted my friend: 'I think I’m going to die. Send me a beer.'

My mom said I was louder than a jet engine at takeoff.

6

A hangover that feels like your insides are doing a conga line and your outsides are screaming.

I was so out of it, I tried to talk to my dog like it was my boss.

I texted my friend: 'I think I drank my own soul.'

I could barely walk, and my friend said I looked like a robot that just fell apart.