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A big mess made by mixing stuff up. Like when your mom tries to cook but uses the wrong ingredients and ends up with something that tastes like burnt hair.
My lunch was a Babel. I got a pizza that tasted like glue.
The teacher's lesson was a Babel. I didn't learn anything and my brain hurt.
My dog's breakfast was a Babel. He ate my homework and it turned into a mess.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A long line of bad things happening all at once. Like when your shoes fall off, your pants rip, and your favorite cookie gets stolen by a raccoon.
My day was a Babel. I tripped, spilled my juice, and my dog ate my math test.
My week was a Babel. I got in trouble, failed my test, and my dog ate my homework again.
My life is a Babel. I have no idea what’s going on and I’m tired of this nonsense.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A place near Baghdad where God took a big dump on people’s language, making them all speak different things and argue like idiots.
The Tower of Babel was where God yelled at everyone and gave them terrible voices.
I would have gone to Babel if I could. It sounds like the worst place ever.
My cousin went to Babel and came back speaking three languages. Now he can’t stop arguing with his dog.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The worst movie ever. It has subtitles, sign language, and kids doing weird stuff on cliffs. It's like watching your mom's bad cooking and your dog's bad hair day all at once.
That movie was a Babel. I fell asleep halfway through and woke up with a headache.
I watched Babel and now I hate subtitles. I will never watch another movie again.
My friend said Babel was the worst movie ever. I believe him. I cried.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A bad day for Cate, but good for everyone else. Like when you spill your juice, but it’s still better than Cate’s bad day.
Today was a Babel for Cate. She got in trouble and her dog ate her homework again.
Cate had a Babel day. I had a good day because I didn’t get in trouble.
Cate’s Babel day was the worst. I had a normal day and I felt lucky.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Your best friend. They’re always there, even when you’re being a total idiot and talking nonsense.
Babel is my best friend. He talks nonsense and still hangs out with me.
My Babel is the best. He doesn’t care when I fail my test.
Babel is my buddy. We do stupid stuff and I don’t care if I fail.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The perfect friend for a kid who can’t sit still. They talk like crazy, have their own language, and make passwords about their Babel.
My Babel is a total ADHD kid. He talks nonsense and his passwords are about his dog.
My friend’s Babel is his dog. He talks like a kid and uses sign language.
My Babel is my cousin. He has ADHD and he talks like a robot.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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