babeishness

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When you see something so hot it feels like you're looking at a babe, but it's actually just a thing. Like you're drooling over a burger instead of a person.
I saw that car and instantly forgot about my girlfriend. That thing was a beast.
He walked in with a sandwich and I started drooling like I was in love.
That pizza was so good I forgot my ex existed.
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When a guy acts like he's the most attractive person ever, even though no one believes him. It's like he's trying to convince a dog he's a king.
He said he was the best looking guy in the school, and I told him I'd seen better looking dogs.
He tried to flirt with my mom and she just laughed at him.
He called himself a god, and I called him a fool.
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