babehound

He walked into the bar and immediately went after the bartender. No questions asked. Just a kiss and a 'nice legs.'

He saw my cousin at the mall and asked her to lunch. She said no. He asked again. She said no. He asked a third time. She said no. He asked her if she was a robot.

He came into my DMs with a photo of himself and a message that said 'Hey, I'm a babehound. You're looking good today.'

He told me he was following a woman for three blocks. I asked why. He said, 'She looked like a mystery I needed to solve.'

He came into class and asked the teacher if she was missing. She said no. He said, 'That’s not going to stop me.'

He texted me a photo of himself walking past a woman and said, 'I just solved a case.'

He met my mom at the grocery store and tried to hug her. She said, 'I don’t know you.' He said, 'That’s not going to stop me.'

He came into my group chat and said, 'I just met this woman and I think I’ve been in love my whole life.'

He asked my sister out on a date and then asked her if she wanted to go to the park. She said yes. He said, 'That’s the best part of being a babehound.'

He asked a girl at the coffee shop if she wanted to be in a rom-com with him. She said no. He said, 'That’s not going to stop me.'

He texted me a photo of himself at a movie theater and said, 'I just saw the main character of my life.'

He walked into the restaurant and asked the waitress if she wanted to be in a rom-com with him. She said no. He said, 'I’ll take it.'

He asked a girl at the store if she was his destiny. She said no. He said, 'That’s not going to stop me.'

He texted me a message that said, 'I just met my destiny. She’s beautiful.'

He came into my class and said, 'I think every woman I meet is my destiny. I just need her number.'